If you are offended by this, you probably don’t have a sense of humor

I just saw this website (a fellow wordpress website I may add) in an email from a dear dear friend and initially was like whaaaat. Then I read it. Good stuff in there. It’s called Stuff White People Like and don’t let the overt title dissuade you from entering, its hilarious. Below is one of my personal favorite entries:

Stuff White People Like examines the issue: Should white children be allowed to drink wine?

Yes:

White people need to learn about wine as soon as possible. Not learning until college puts them at an inherent disadvantage to Europeans and white children raised abroad. It is strongly recommended that children learn about wine regions, vintages, terroir, and tannins in elementary school to give them that all important leg up when they reach college.

Being able to declare “my favorite wine as a child” in a conversation is recognized as more impressive than stories about extended visits to wine regions. In fact, it can only be topped by a story about opening your own vineyard.

No:

White people also enjoy binge drinking.

Final Call:

White children should drink wine. They should not be allowed to drink beer or other “party” liquors.

So enjoy this website every once in a while…my friend Paul has it on his RSS feed which must mean it’s alright because he’s very picky.

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